So I have for sale Compaq Contura LAPTOP MACHINE..a little bit olding but still plays REAL good! Has 25 Mehahutz Motor,16 mb Memory Rams, 12 inch MovieShow Screen, and trackball Mouse. Also comes with Hard Drive. Big One. Laptop Machine is special Make Smart model, very good for lazy style student - good for stop many masturbations, make much less toilet duty - but also for do better acacdemical studies. So everyone pay attention now because i must to discuss so you can come pay me now! - Laptop Machine runs fast! runs strong! Never mind buy new one- This one is good for everythin - runs on plug-in electric and battery - You can even play it at sea! Battery not new but still makes plenty of loud static. Machine just have overhaul- laptop mechanic change everythin make good everythin. Still plays strong believe me - I play it every day with morning Vodka! So everyone pay attention now and look see what it does: (Remember only $150!!)Plays Windows 95 , Plays Lotus 123, Plays Powerpoints 6, Plays Words 6, plays cheekers and plays minefield game, plays solitairs card game, plays find Jew game, plays catch fish game, plays spelling games, plays corssword puzzles, and many other technecal softwares. And yes - for those rich American peoples -it has built in calulator. Also does WORD PROCESSING and SPREDSHEET for ADVANCED USER.. And good for job too; has serene, kind of attractive buxom look - always make good impresshion for boss enjoyment believe me -(Makem quick rise in pants!). Don t have picture.. but for those bold enough -just imagine and pay attention now!- It sits in grand beauty on desk all by itself refreshlingly. So now of course everyone very excited and think they want to arrive running and pay me - And maybe even many American womans now take off pants so can make special late night rubbings because want to buy- But wait and everyone pay attention now - New price was over $2500 but now with finacial sewars and heavy heart must sacrifice crying for $150..So everyone must come running now - take motorbus, take train, take aeroplane, take car, take boat, come by feet, take rocketship, and PAY ME NOW....And of course remember first come first served - and I only have one!
PS If I opens door and find many peoples making line to buy laptop machine first one with right hand on doorknop gets it!!
- Location: Bowery
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